Funny Ski, Snowboard and Snow Signs and Images

07 Dec, 2010

We got a little bored, and decided to occupy our time by searching Flickr for some funny signs from the slopes and other images that brought a smile to our face. Below are some of our favorites.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/neilspicys/2349767070/
Caution! Australian Olympic Downhill Ski Team Practice in Session!

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kirinqueen/1046659022/
The Signs of Safe Skiing:
1. AHHHHH!!!! My skies are turning into noodles!!!!
2. Caution: Skies fall from the sky.
3. When approaching a slower skier, straddle the slower skier to ski over them.
4. Big skiers ski alone.
5. When tired, skis make good backrests.
6. Stand in front of signs so no one else can read them.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ax2groin/2377976365/
Red Xs will grab a hold of your silly scarf make you fall on your ***.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/gregor_y/394904734/
Check for loose clothing and equipment.
Beat yourself with a curvy stick.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/found_drama/111500213/
Caution: Sledding is slow.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jackace/398195389/
Giant Steps. Really? Is there a stair rail on that run??? Hell yeah!

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jarbo/3615343669/
“So we know people are being stupid on sleds. Rather than attempt to do anything about it we’ll just put up this sweet sign and make it your responsibility to cover your own ***.”

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/geekshots/2232636451/
After running away from Neverland Ranch, Garfield struggled to find a suitable location to Moonwalk.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ukmari/2188195273/
Ya know, I thought my last snowboard was stolen. Whowouldathunkit that it simply went missing? Now, how do I go about putting a picture of it on milk cartons?

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/drewott/3014336457/
Don’t smack others upside the head with your snowboard, please.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kalevkevad/2304207050/
Don’t ski around funny shapes on one ski.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/airflore/3773242108/
DANGER! CLIFF! Stop falling off it!

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hamedog/333152681/
Following in Jared’s footsteps, Santa lost over a hundred pounds eating Subway, and is now practicing for biathalon.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeffwilcox/387763123/
CAUTION! Spikes fall from the sky!

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/philip-morton/2961379577/
CAUTION: skiing kangaroos and… ummm… some fuzzy skateboarding animals next 20 km.

Photo Credit/Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/49409433@N00/4614007515/
Lassie’s predecessor Lassie Too felt that running while searching for kids who fell down wells was a bit of a bore, and thus found a new way to get around.

Have one you think should be here? Just let us know and we’ll see about adding it.